I and my sidekick (you haven't met her) always strive to bring you the hottest, moistest tutorial videos and neuroscience-related news, but I will be traveling to Columbus, Ohio to run the Capital City half marathon this weekend. Just thought you would like to know that I run more than you do, and am faster than you will ever be in your entire life. I also don't have a TV. Did you know that? Think about that the next time you're watching TV. I'm serious.